Sunny Day Escapist Gifts

Who's the suit? Warning. Nude beach.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

No early morning tea past this landing

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"You can speak freely- this is a private beach."

'Come back and get me about noon.'

Stop staring at that screen saver!

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

"A double room with twin minibars, please!"

Man skis through Tree.

"I hate crowded parks!"

The End Of The Pier Is Nigh!