Sunshine Escapist Gifts

Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"Now you can send it."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Saved...life is good!

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

No early morning tea past this landing

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'