Sunshine Escapist Mugs

Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Now you can send it."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Saved...life is good!

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

No early morning tea past this landing

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.