Snowy Escapist Gifts

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Skier and his dog.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

"How to deal with weeds."

'Quit complaining. Isn't it nice to have the beach to ourselves?'

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

'Come back and get me about noon.'

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

Toboggan Hitchhiker