Snowy Escapist Pillows

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Skier and his dog.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"How to deal with weeds."

'Quit complaining. Isn't it nice to have the beach to ourselves?'

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

Toboggan Hitchhiker

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'

'Come back and get me about noon.'

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'