Seasonal Escapist Pillows

'The leaves are falling, Henry ... are we going to the beach this year?'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe the simplest modes of travel are the best.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Sunbathing in Autumn

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

No early morning tea past this landing

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"How to deal with weeds."