Seasonal Escape Artist Pillows

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Tweaking the CV.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Crib Escape

Desert Island Fantasies

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Sun Worship

Fox hunting.

Wishing Well

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Tsunami Evac Route

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Prisoner Crossing

'Step on it, Larry.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."