Ski Slope Escapist Pillows

'. . . Now take a left at the next pine tree.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

First aid in mountains

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Skier and his dog.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'Quit complaining. Isn't it nice to have the beach to ourselves?'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

Balloon ski lift

Skier leaves his skis behind.

'Come back and get me about noon.'

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'