Ski-slip Enthusiast Pillows

Nanook regrets trading his snowshoes for skis.

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Clown Skis.

'It is too snowing!'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Travel looks strong!

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Skiing at Sea

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

Little girl skiing.

Piste-side Hotel

Ski lift.

Ski Holidays.

Skier.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Man chases after his skis.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Reindeer on Skis.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Ski-ball.

Balloon ski lift