Ski Slope Showdown Enthusiast Pillows

Ski Lift Duel.

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Clown Skis.

'It is too snowing!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Travel looks strong!

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Skiing at Sea

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Little girl skiing.

Ski lift.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Piste-side Hotel

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Reindeer on Skis.

Balloon ski lift

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Evolved to Ski.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Skier leaves his skis behind.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Ski-ball.

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

'Isn't this fun honey?'

A man in a hospital bed has his ski boot act as a counterweight for his broken leg.

Sleeping in skis.