Ski Slope Showdown Enthusiast Gifts

Ski Lift Duel.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Clown Skis.

'It is too snowing!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Travel looks strong!

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Skiing at Sea

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Little girl skiing.

Piste-side Hotel

Ski lift.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Evolved to Ski.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Reindeer on Skis.

Ski-ball.

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Balloon ski lift

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

A man in a hospital bed has his ski boot act as a counterweight for his broken leg.

"I dropped my phone. Would you mind skiing the 20 miles back up hill to find it? I would do it, but I'm out of shape and lazy."