Slope Enthusiast Gifts

"I am snowploughing!"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Ski lift mobile

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Skiing

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Ski kicker.

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Slalom

Balloon ski lift

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"Another successful year!"

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiing Accidents.

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Winter Roadwork...

Skiers

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

Business Slides.

"Oh thank God!"

Freudian slide

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

And now bring the girls!

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2