Slope Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I am snowploughing!"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Ski lift mobile

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Skiing

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Ski kicker.

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Slalom

"Another successful year!"

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Balloon ski lift

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiing Accidents.

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Winter Roadwork...

Skiers

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

And now bring the girls!

Business Slides.

Freudian slide

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

"Oh thank God!"

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'How was your ski trip?'