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'How was your ski trip?'

Slippery Hockey Game

"I told you... a TV in the bedroom inevitably leads to a TV repairman in the bedroom."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Are those my slippers?!"

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"Another successful year!"

Balloon ski lift

Cowboy Slippers

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Kitten Slippers

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

"You sure you've done this before."

Business Slides.

'Eeee, it's tekking a long time to wear these slippers in, Mother.'

"I can't believe I'd been carrying them in my mouth."