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Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Skiing

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Slalom

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

"Another successful year!"

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Balloon ski lift

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

Skiing Accidents.

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Winter Roadwork...

Skiers

Business Slides.

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

Freudian slide

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

"Oh thank God!"

'How was your ski trip?'

Glissando!

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

Skier.

"I told you... a TV in the bedroom inevitably leads to a TV repairman in the bedroom."

'I wonder if he's going to throw in a few pathology slides to break the monotomy.'

'No - this is a yodelling competition.'