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And now bring the girls!

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Skiing

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

Slalom

"Another successful year!"

Balloon ski lift

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

Skiing Accidents.

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Skiers

Winter Roadwork...

Freudian slide

Business Slides.

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

"Oh thank God!"

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

'How was your ski trip?'

"I told you... a TV in the bedroom inevitably leads to a TV repairman in the bedroom."

Skier.

Glissando!

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

'No - this is a yodelling competition.'