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'Henry has sloped off again.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Happy Hour

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'First of all, relax.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Skier.

Freezing

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Skiing Accidents.

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Dog fetching clown shoes (colour version).

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

'Magnificent, not a soul in sight--just like the floor of the NYSE.'

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'