Slope Seducer T-Shirts

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

Skiing Accidents.

"I'm not going to hammer it in. You hammer it in."

Skiers

Winter Roadwork...

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

And now bring the girls!

Border Guard

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'You sure you've done this before?'

Skier.

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Hitchhiking skier

'I always thought 'bunny slope' was just an expression.'

Ski Slope

Colorado skier

Ski slopes with intimidating names.

Musical Ski Lift

'Yes, this is actually a very bad time to call me...'

Had it not been for Olympic sponsorship, Harold would have won the mens' downhill.

Learning to Ski.

'Wow! They said security would be tight.'

Salesman Drawing on Sales Chart

"I am snowploughing!"