Slope Seducer Pillows

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

Skiing Accidents.

"I'm not going to hammer it in. You hammer it in."

Skiers

Winter Roadwork...

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

Border Guard

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

And now bring the girls!

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'You sure you've done this before?'

Skier.

Hitchhiking skier

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Ski Slope

Colorado skier

Musical Ski Lift

'Yes, this is actually a very bad time to call me...'

Learning to Ski.

"I am snowploughing!"

'Wow! They said security would be tight.'

Had it not been for Olympic sponsorship, Harold would have won the mens' downhill.

Salesman Drawing on Sales Chart