Slopeside Seeker Pillows

The Ski Lodge That Is Equally Inconvenient To Everywhere.

Beach con-man.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Well Earned Vacation"

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

Mount Everest.

Taxi

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

Toboggan Hitchhiker

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

Dog fetching clown shoes (colour version).

'Magnificent, not a soul in sight--just like the floor of the NYSE.'

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

'It happens every year. We come here to decompress a bit, and my husband completely deflates!'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

'Yes,that's right-just a stone's throw from the beach...'

Winter Roadwork...

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

'Oh, isn't he clever? He's brought you your slippers.'