Slopeside Seeker Gifts

The Ski Lodge That Is Equally Inconvenient To Everywhere.

Beach con-man.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Well Earned Vacation"

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

Mount Everest.

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

Taxi

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Toboggan Hitchhiker

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

Just think of meditation as "mental floss."

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Dog fetching clown shoes (colour version).

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

'Magnificent, not a soul in sight--just like the floor of the NYSE.'

'It happens every year. We come here to decompress a bit, and my husband completely deflates!'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'Yes,that's right-just a stone's throw from the beach...'

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

Winter Roadwork...

'Oh, isn't he clever? He's brought you your slippers.'

Summer & winter holiday at once