Slope Explorer Gifts

Winter Roadwork...

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

You Are Here

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Golf with a difference

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Workaholic on holiday

Cliff Notes

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

Fork in the trail.

Running out of Gas.