Slope Navigator Gifts

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

"Still snow!"

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiing Accidents.

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Winter Roadwork...

Skiers

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

"Nice putt."

And now bring the girls!

Skiing

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

The Postman's Winter Delivery

'You sure you've done this before?'

'Where is Wally?'

'I always thought 'bunny slope' was just an expression.'

Hitchhiking skier

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Swiss Skier

Colorado skier

Ski Slope