Slope Simulator Gifts

"That's the trouble with the nursery slopes, crowded with ski-ing nannies!"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Skiing Accidents.

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

Skiers

Winter Roadwork...

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

And now bring the girls!

"You sure you've done this before."

Skiing

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'You sure you've done this before?'

'Where is Wally?'

Hitchhiking skier

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"Doctor, don't you have a conflict of interest by owning a ski resort?"

Ski Slope

"I've never skied paper before."

Colorado skier

"I am snowploughing!"

'Wow! They said security would be tight.'

Salesman Drawing on Sales Chart