Ski Slope Schemer Gifts

"Doctor, don't you have a conflict of interest by owning a ski resort?"

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Ski kicker.

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Balloon ski lift

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

Bunny Slope

Skiing

"May I have your attention? For Christmas, all I want is for everyone to write a note on how smart, charming and social I am. I'm collecting college reference letters before I enter my terrible teens."

'. . . Now take a left at the next pine tree.'

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'

'Where is Wally?'

Hitchhiking skier

'Watch out!'

'I always thought 'bunny slope' was just an expression.'

Colorado skier

"The lab boys figured out how to change lead into gold. Now your job is to corner the lead market."

101 uses of a dead cat: skis.

Ski Slope

'I spent $1,500 on ski equipment, and now not only have I no balance on the slopes, I have no balance in the bank.'

Ski Lift Duel.

"Oh, I'm so sorry! My mother always said that skiing was not a thing for a Jewish person."

'Okay, skiers. It's cross country for you here onward.'