Ski Slope Stumbler Gifts

'I spent $1,500 on ski equipment, and now not only have I no balance on the slopes, I have no balance in the bank.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Snowboarding downhill.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Ski kicker.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Sport in library

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Balloon ski lift

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

Skiing

"I can write my name in the snow. I bet you can't do that."

Bunny Slope

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

'. . . Now take a left at the next pine tree.'

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'

'Where is Wally?'

'Watch out!'

Hitchhiking skier

"Doctor, don't you have a conflict of interest by owning a ski resort?"

101 uses of a dead cat: skis.

"I've never skied paper before."

'Are your knees knocking with stage fright?'

'Okay, skiers. It's cross country for you here onward.'

Skater falls, judges score cards say OOOOF!

"Oh, I'm so sorry! My mother always said that skiing was not a thing for a Jewish person."

Winter Olympics - Downhill Event

Skiers - One of them is attached to the roof of a car.

"...Hold on a mo, I've got another call coming in."

Workaholic Goes Skiing

"I've been like this since I got back from my skiing holiday!"

Man pulling dog on ski in snow

Nanook regrets trading his snowshoes for skis.

"I'm a very different person on the slopes."