Ice Stumbler Gifts

Skater falls, judges score cards say OOOOF!

'No ice.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Rubik's ice cube.

Ice-Cube-IV

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

The Snowcow

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

"It's John Paul Yeti."

Sport in library

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

Igloo Windfarm.

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

'Will that be on the rocks?'

Ice Fishing

"You want that neat, or on the mostly melted rocks?"

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

'Just some ice on the rocks for me, thanks.'

Old man with a zimmer frame grittier

Slipping Insurance $5.

"...global warming. . . global cooling. . ."

Man, it's cold! Fish, it's cold!

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

"Perhaps the wine is a little too chilled. My fingers are frozen to the glass."

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

Ice Sculptures - Liquidation Sale Today only.

Foot in ice cube.

Hockey player with dollar sign "It was in his contract."

"All done with winter, are we, dear?"