Tumbler Gifts

Stepping on clown's shoe...

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Rodin's Irish Judge

In the houseplant cemetery.

Sport in library

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Le Bolshie Chef.

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb."

"I stole your phone, but I'm giving it back. You get so many robocalls, it's just not worth the headache."

'I picked up an interesting sounding wine to go with the roast. Have any of you folks ever heard of Kahlua?'

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

Bra falling from the sky.

Athlete nearly reaches finish line after his trousers fall down.

"Perfect weather,wounderful food...and it all distracted me from spending the whole day at my computer terminal!"

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

Tumbling down the Ski Slope.

"All done with winter, are we, dear?"

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Are your knees knocking with stage fright?'

Novice gardener - not recognising daffodil

'I know it's the thought that counts, it's just I didn't realise a human was capable of thinking so low!'

"Waiter, will this meal be much longer? That's the third time you've replaced my candle!"

Skater falls, judges score cards say OOOOF!

Boredband Internet

'I was hoping for a permanent Government shutdown thst included schools.'

"And over here we get them to sign into their accounts over and over using a TV remote."

'I hate grocery shopping.'

'Hold it - I was putting my card in upside down.'