Mountain Tumbler Gifts

Tumbling down the Ski Slope.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Stairlift around cliff face.

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

"But am I happy? Very."

Alpine Pipe

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

Skiing

'What luck, Jane. There's no line at the lift.'

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

A 'failed' brake check!

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

'It's a good thing everything is illusory - My keister hurts like crazy!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Tour guide: 'And there it IS folks! The start of Switzerland's spectacular snow-capped mountains!'

"Because we're jerks."

The mighty 'Tasman': New Zealand's largest glazier.

Not a happy camper.

'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

"Hold on a minute, Heidrick and Struggles is on the line."

"We climbed three thousand feet up Mont Blanc to get that one."

Everest summit queue...

Le Bolshie Chef.

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.