Mountain Moguls Gifts

"As mountains go, this one is fairly yuppie."

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Police film evidence

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"When was your last meta-physical?"

"I believe around the offices I'm referred to as the rich, fat, b***ard. I like it."

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

"The filthy rich"

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

"But am I happy? Very."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

Security/Savings

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

Alpine Pipe

'It's a venture capitalist.'

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

"But on the bright side, we're holding our own in a 12 trillion dollar economy!"

Skiing

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

'Thanks...but according to the web, 80 of kids' allowances are now linked to the Dow.'

'What luck, Jane. There's no line at the lift.'

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

'It's a good thing everything is illusory - My keister hurts like crazy!'

A child pretending to be on tv in a busy street

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.