Mountain Moguls Mugs

"As mountains go, this one is fairly yuppie."

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Police film evidence

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"I believe around the offices I'm referred to as the rich, fat, b***ard. I like it."

"When was your last meta-physical?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

Security/Savings

"But am I happy? Very."

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

"The filthy rich"

Alpine Pipe

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

'It's a venture capitalist.'

"But on the bright side, we're holding our own in a 12 trillion dollar economy!"

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

Skiing

Tour guide: 'And there it IS folks! The start of Switzerland's spectacular snow-capped mountains!'

'It's a good thing everything is illusory - My keister hurts like crazy!'

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

'Thanks...but according to the web, 80 of kids' allowances are now linked to the Dow.'

A child pretending to be on tv in a busy street

'What luck, Jane. There's no line at the lift.'

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."