Money Moguls Gifts

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

Bank. Statements and Accounts. Statement. I'm not getting any return on my account, but a lot of my checks are coming back.

"I believe around the offices I'm referred to as the rich, fat, b***ard. I like it."

'Is it true he's rich? Rich, he's got a walk-in wallet.'

Security/Savings

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Time Is Money

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

Investing your savings

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"Everything's gone up."

Smiling businessman with rising profits

Police film evidence

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Greed.

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

The Personal ATM

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'Wait a minute....!

Counting my Bonus...

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'He's a self-made man - he did it without the media.'

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'