Money Magus Gifts

'Stand over there and hold out some money. I want to test my fiscal compass.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Time Is Money

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

Investing your savings

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"Everything's gone up."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Greed.

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

'Wait a minute....!

The Personal ATM

Counting my Bonus...

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Snowing Money.

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"