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Money Matters Magician Gifts
Celebrate the magical world of finance or the creative spirit of magicians with our unique collection. Perfect for magicians, money managers, or anyone who believes in a little financial magic, our merchandise combines wit, creativity, and a touch of humor. Find the ideal gift for magicians who love to impress or money lovers who make magic happen every day. Bring a smile to their face with something extraordinary that speaks their language—financial creativity at its best.
"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"
"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"
Watering Money
Time Is Money
Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.
I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.
"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."
Investing your savings
'And this is my strategic money reserve.'
"Everything's gone up."
Smiling businessman with rising profits
'Guess who made a bushel today?'
'Wait a minute....!
Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.
"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."
'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'
'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'
"Your portfolio is too conservative."
"This is Fluffy, my pet money."
Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.
'Guess who made a bushel today?'
Snowing Money.
"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"
"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."
"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"
'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'
'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'
'Quick...follow that rainbow.'
"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."
The Speculators
I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.
'Stocks rose on news that 'green' - the color of money - is considered environmentally friendly.'
'The financial advisor is here.'
Breaking Through
Money Matters Magician Gifts Collection
Money Matters Magician Mugs
Looking for more financial magic? Browse our collection of mugs celebrating money, magic, and creative flair.
Money Matters Magician Pillows
Bring a touch of humor and creativity into any room with our playful pillows featuring money and magic themes.
Money Matters Magician Prints
Decorate with captivating prints that showcase the magic behind money—perfect for fans of creative financial art.
Money Matters Magician T-Shirts
Express your love for finance and magic with our witty T-shirts—designed for those who see money as an art.