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Ethical investment - piggy bank

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Watering Money

Time Is Money

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

Investing your savings

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"Everything's gone up."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Wait a minute....!

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Snowing Money.

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

The Speculators

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

Breaking Through

I got the raise

'The financial advisor is here.'

'Stocks rose on news that 'green' - the color of money - is considered environmentally friendly.'