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"What you need to triumph in politics is a lot of contacts and not a lot of scruples."

Watering Money

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'Daddy is going off to stimulate the economy by making gobs of money.'

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Economic Prosperity

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

Scott Walker keeps his job.

'Pep's finance' man confused and scared of 'Real estate', 'Gold' etc

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

'Whoever said 'We have nothing to fear but fear itself' ought to have a look at my credit card bill.'

Business news - 'Interest rates will remain unchanged...but the number of zeroes in $1,000,000 will be reduced from 6 to 5...'

"Experts agree - we need a tax increase."

The Recession Hole.

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

Imagine the mess the world woudl be in if we didn't have the best executives money can buy running it.

Energy Bills

"You're my ideal client. A man with a LOT of money, in a LOT of trouble."

EU-budget fight

"Just once, I'd like to be able to write a check without getting thrown in jail."

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

"What do you mean, 'money isn't everything'?

Plimbco Bank & Trust, old money division.

'Behind the Eight Ball'

'I had to co-pay for the bagel.'

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

'You can't win — every time we earn a little overtime, it gets eaten up by inflation!'

'Wow! You weren't exaggerating when you said your company had a high cash burn rate!'

Self Service Loan

Dicorce lawyer: 'I can't promise you custody of your money. But I'll make darn sure you get full visitation rights!'

'The 22% tax I understand, but who gets the other 78%?'

"You have a pre-existing condition...your credit score."