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"Does he have bills to pay as well then..?"

Watering Money

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

"Any questions?" (Company's down the toilet.)

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

Scott Walker keeps his job.

'Whoever said 'We have nothing to fear but fear itself' ought to have a look at my credit card bill.'

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

"Experts agree - we need a tax increase."

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

'Think about it: There were over three million of us co-owning this ant-hill, so we only got a few cents each...'

"You're my ideal client. A man with a LOT of money, in a LOT of trouble."

The Recession Hole.

EU-budget fight

"What do you mean, 'money isn't everything'?

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

"This article says that a good investment consultant can smell money like a dog smells fear..."

Dollar sign balloon.

'Behind the Eight Ball'

'I had to co-pay for the bagel.'

Plimbco Bank & Trust, old money division.

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

'Wow! You weren't exaggerating when you said your company had a high cash burn rate!'

Self Service Loan

Computer that runs on money.

"You have a pre-existing condition...your credit score."

'The 22% tax I understand, but who gets the other 78%?'

Dicorce lawyer: 'I can't promise you custody of your money. But I'll make darn sure you get full visitation rights!'

'All these bailouts are silly - why don't they just give everybody their own ATM machines?'

How much money do you want? How much have you got?

'Yes, we offer no-fee checking accounts. For a small fee.'

HMRC Self-Assessment - Poor

"Sure I play hard, but I also inherit hard."

'We rejected your application for a loan, my friend.'