Money Matters Aficionado Gifts

"Sure I play hard, but I also inherit hard."

Oooo, Mr. Private Sector, whoop-dee-doo. It's not like we don't come from the same printer.

'Oh, what the hell - it's all about money, anyway.'

Scott Walker keeps his job.

"You're my ideal client. A man with a LOT of money, in a LOT of trouble."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Watering Money

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'Great visual support.'

'Money, I'm home!'

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

Why do you want a career in the bank?

Happy looking manager with a bag of money

'I'm not out to save the world. I just want to leave it with a little more money than when I found it.'

"I don't know, probably lawyers."

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

Statue of pound sign

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

Do you believe in money at first sight?

Banker's Ecstasy - coming into some money.

'Whoever said 'We have nothing to fear but fear itself' ought to have a look at my credit card bill.'

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

Handing over money.

'Great cash flow, Phil.'

"Experts agree - we need a tax increase."

The Recession Hole.

I love $

Teddy, do you really want to be a banker? Roger that. Fat bonuses. Sweet yachts. Vacation villas. You know. The American dream. Where have we gone wrong?

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

"No, no previous experience of working in a bank but I've always loved counting money."

"We view it as a rather remarkable feat of genetic engineering."