Property Moguls Gifts

"Now I know this one's expensive, but just think how much negative equity you'll have to brag about when the market crashes."

"The fact that it's in a corner lot makes it seem much bigger."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

Greed.

Counting my Bonus...

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'He's a self-made man - he did it without the media.'

The Personal ATM

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"Sold his air rights."

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'They're playing house.'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"I believe around the offices I'm referred to as the rich, fat, b***ard. I like it."

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

'I have more money than I know what to do with. Any ideas?'