Property Moguls Gifts

"Now I know this one's expensive, but just think how much negative equity you'll have to brag about when the market crashes."

"The fact that it's in a corner lot makes it seem much bigger."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

Greed.

The Personal ATM

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'He's a self-made man - he did it without the media.'

Counting my Bonus...

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

"Sold his air rights."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

"I believe around the offices I'm referred to as the rich, fat, b***ard. I like it."

Bank. Moving Co. Joe got an apartment above the bank. He moved his things in today. Now he can say his "assets are over ten million dollars"!

'They're playing house.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'