Property Mogul Intellect Gifts

'Alright, follow my lead. I'll call it 'just a dog box', then you say, 'but there's not even a run'. Maybe we can get the price down to 200.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

"Sold his air rights."

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

House hunting is cruel.

'They're playing house.'

Bank. Moving Co. Joe got an apartment above the bank. He moved his things in today. Now he can say his "assets are over ten million dollars"!

A rising tide may lift all boats but I sank all my savings in beachfront properties.

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

Real Estate Depression

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

"I told you he was a motivated seller.

House building chart (like steps).

"It's a bit of a fixer-upper."

'My expedition confirmed what we already suspected: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered by water, and the rest by real estate!'