Property Mogul In Training Gifts

"Were you aware you'll need to sign over your wife & kids as collateral in order to secure this property?"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"Sold his air rights."

World Economic Forum

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

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'Hi, I'm on the make,'

Bank. Moving Co. Joe got an apartment above the bank. He moved his things in today. Now he can say his "assets are over ten million dollars"!

'They're playing house.'

Real Estate Depression

Man considers blogging.

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

I'm sorry Charles is unavailable for polite comment.

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"I told you he was a motivated seller.

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

'Now, Perkins, hit my ball straight down the fairway for about 300 yards.'

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"

'If you kiss me, I'll cause the Dow Jones Industrial Average to soar, manufacturing and trade data to re-accelerate, and housing to rebound significantly throughout the remainder of this and the next quarter.'