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'Alright, follow my lead. I'll call it 'just a dog box', then you say, 'but there's not even a run'. Maybe we can get the price down to 200.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"Sold his air rights."

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'They're playing house.'

House hunting is cruel.

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

Real Estate Depression

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"I told you he was a motivated seller.

"It's a bit of a fixer-upper."

'My expedition confirmed what we already suspected: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered by water, and the rest by real estate!'

House building chart (like steps).

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