Real Estate Moguls T-Shirts

'The amazing industrial real estate market...'

"Location. Location. Location."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Dog eat dog.'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Greed.

'He's a self-made man - he did it without the media.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Counting my Bonus...

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

The Personal ATM

Savory Types

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'