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"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

"C'mon—I'm telling you there's money in land."

"Sold his air rights."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

'They're playing house.'

'First of all, let's make one thing clear: greed is good.'

'One day this will all be yours.'

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

"This area has a long and rich history. First, the Indians lived here, then it was a plantation with slaves, then poor people lived here, and now it's a magnificent condo complex."

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

Ladies and gentlemen, a quadrillion comes after a trillion, so get used to pronouncing it.

Just Married an Oil Baron

"I told you he was a motivated seller.

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

'If you kiss me, I'll cause the Dow Jones Industrial Average to soar, manufacturing and trade data to re-accelerate, and housing to rebound significantly throughout the remainder of this and the next quarter.'

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"

'He died of too much money.'