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"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

"C'mon—I'm telling you there's money in land."

"Sold his air rights."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

Bank. Moving Co. Joe got an apartment above the bank. He moved his things in today. Now he can say his "assets are over ten million dollars"!

'They're playing house.'

'One day this will all be yours.'

'First of all, let's make one thing clear: greed is good.'

"This area has a long and rich history. First, the Indians lived here, then it was a plantation with slaves, then poor people lived here, and now it's a magnificent condo complex."

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"I told you he was a motivated seller.

Ladies and gentlemen, a quadrillion comes after a trillion, so get used to pronouncing it.

Just Married an Oil Baron

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

The Murdochs '. . . Wendi, this channel'snot plugging any newscorp interests!'

'He died of too much money.'