Mortgage Magnate T-Shirts

Real Estate Sign - Desperation...

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

Entropy.

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Sold his air rights."

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

'First of all, let's make one thing clear: greed is good.'

'They're playing house.'

'One day this will all be yours.'

'Ready?!'

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"This area has a long and rich history. First, the Indians lived here, then it was a plantation with slaves, then poor people lived here, and now it's a magnificent condo complex."

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."

Ladies and gentlemen, a quadrillion comes after a trillion, so get used to pronouncing it.

"I told you he was a motivated seller.

Just Married an Oil Baron