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Entropy.

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Sold his air rights."

'One day this will all be yours.'

'First of all, let's make one thing clear: greed is good.'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

Ladies and gentlemen, a quadrillion comes after a trillion, so get used to pronouncing it.

Just Married an Oil Baron

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

'He died of too much money.'

"You call this a mere bagatelle?"

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

Company boss says to baby: 'I've called you in here to keep you in the loop as we've made some very long-term investments,'

'Did you ever have a feeling you're being watched?'

Feedback doesn't always need to be negative.

Fridge Magnate

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

'This portfolio is perfect for someone who has become too materialistic.'

'For future reference, the only things I find amusing are the ones that make me money.'

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

Real Estate Sign - Desperation...

'I tried to light my cigar with money once, but the coin just got hot and burned my fingers.'

'Our new owner is a Russian Cosmetics magnate, meet his wife.'