Real Estate Magnates T-Shirts

"This area has a long and rich history. First, the Indians lived here, then it was a plantation with slaves, then poor people lived here, and now it's a magnificent condo complex."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

"Sold his air rights."

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

'One day this will all be yours.'

'First of all, let's make one thing clear: greed is good.'

'They're playing house.'

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

Ladies and gentlemen, a quadrillion comes after a trillion, so get used to pronouncing it.

Just Married an Oil Baron

"I told you he was a motivated seller.

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"