Real Estate Magnates Gifts

"This area has a long and rich history. First, the Indians lived here, then it was a plantation with slaves, then poor people lived here, and now it's a magnificent condo complex."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

"Sold his air rights."

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

'First of all, let's make one thing clear: greed is good.'

A rising tide may lift all boats but I sank all my savings in beachfront properties.

'They're playing house.'

'One day this will all be yours.'

Bank. Moving Co. Joe got an apartment above the bank. He moved his things in today. Now he can say his "assets are over ten million dollars"!

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

Just Married an Oil Baron

Ladies and gentlemen, a quadrillion comes after a trillion, so get used to pronouncing it.

"I told you he was a motivated seller.

The Murdochs '. . . Wendi, this channel'snot plugging any newscorp interests!'

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'