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'Lacy and I were playing with my dollhouse and she foreclosed on it. I have to have Ken and Barbie out by the end of the month.'

Robot Parts $5

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"He likes it."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

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'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

A child runs an equity stand.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'