Mini Real Estate Mogul T-Shirts

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

Robot Parts $5

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

SALE

A child runs an equity stand.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'What my stocks did during my summer vacation...'

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

'That's the first nickel I took in!'