Miniature Moguls Gifts

'Oil! Uranium! Coal! This is the best Christmas ever!'

Robot Parts $5

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

SALE

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

A child runs an equity stand.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"Then what happened?"

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'That's the first nickel I took in!'